I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
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