They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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