I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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