Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
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I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
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I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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