Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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