so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Randomize
