at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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