Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
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I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
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Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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