Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
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Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
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The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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