some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
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