Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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