You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
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I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
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Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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