Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Randomize
