New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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