I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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