PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
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