Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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