he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
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tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
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2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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