think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
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I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
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Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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