Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
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Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
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ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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