You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
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just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
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If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
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