awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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