nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
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Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
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I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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