I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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