It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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