Kiss
Puke
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so much tequila, so little girl.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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