I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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