Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Say something about gay babies.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
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I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
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would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
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