How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
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I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
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I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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