On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
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I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
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You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
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