Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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