So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
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remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
We have started to decorate penises.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
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Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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