Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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