The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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