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Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
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okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
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I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
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I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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