i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
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Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
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he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I just ate a handful of salt
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