Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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