If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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