i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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