He passed out mid-signature
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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