My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Life is so much better after having sex.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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