Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
You've changed since you got that strap on
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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