My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
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