He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
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yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
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Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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