This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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