Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
wow bdsm is so cute
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