You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
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Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
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I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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