Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
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He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
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Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I just want nice things and good sex
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
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