Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
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mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
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I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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