They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Randomize
